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This programme contains frequent
very strong language from the outset,

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scenes of a sexual nature

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and scenes which some viewers
may find distressing.

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Please be aware that this programme
also contains themes of suicide.

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(TV VOLUME DOWN)

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(GENTLE PIANO MUSIC)

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(BREATHES HEAVILY)

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I dreamt you were gone
in the night.

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But I looked and...
you weren't there.

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Just a dream.

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I know.

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I'm sorry.

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(MUSIC CONTINUES)

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Come to think of it, mate...

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...I had a pretty weird dream too.

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Yeah?
Oh, yeah.

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Pretty weird alright.

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I dreamt that someone told me

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that they hated being
a shitty navigator...

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...and wanted to be a salesman.

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Wild.

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(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
What?

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Dad.
What?

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Oh, my God, it was real!

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(CHUCKLES)

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What do you reckon, then?
Are you ready?

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Now?
Good a time as any.

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OK.

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Can't be crying though, can we?

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Eh?

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Not gonna look too good, is it?

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(IMITATES CRYING)

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"Please can you buy my stuff?"

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(IMITATES CRYING)

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Not gonna go down well, is it?

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No.
Well then...

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You know, my old man was in antiques.

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When I was little,
he used to take me out in his van,

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find some run-down old place -
a real drum,

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owned by some rich biddy
with a load of filthy cats -

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and he'd go in... (CHUCKLES)

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And, honestly, before
I had time to finish my sandwich,

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out he'd come with a nice
little Queen Anne dressing table.

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(CHUCKLES)

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Yeah, he had the gift, my old man.

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The talent.

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He taught it to me.

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And now I'm handing that to you.

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You understand?

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(BREATHES DEEPLY) OK.

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Ah.

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(GROANS) Christ.

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Didn't happen to notice
the Hulk creep in

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and beat the crap out of me
last night, did you?

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Right, ready, Mr Salesman?

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♪ KYLIE MINOGUE:
Can't Get You Out Of My Head

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One more time.
We have here on offer -

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the finest range of creams,
lotions and balms.

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And you'll find this...

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And you'll find this coll... colla...
Collagen.

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-(HORN TOOTS) -WOMAN: Piss off.
-With elastic...

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Elastin-rich.
...elastin-rich cream,

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which will improve
your skin smoothness

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and make you look younger.

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(LAUGHS) Yeah.
But what if I forget?

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Well then, make it up.

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Remember, she's not buying
the product, she's buying you.

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And who are you?

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Who the fuck are you?

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-I'm Bunny Munro.
-That's absolutely fucking right. Tell me again.

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I'm Bunny Munro!
I'm Bunny Munro!

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(THEME MUSIC)

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♪ Oh, baby

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♪ It's a commitment

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♪ It's a commitment, baby

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♪ M-M-My wife don't like it

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♪ My wife don't like it!

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♪ It's a commitment, yeah

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♪ We gotta love one another or die,
brother

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♪ We gotta love one another or die

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♪ Oh, baby

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♪ Cos it's superglue

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♪ It's superglue, baby!

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♪ Knock 'em dead

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♪ Knock 'em dead! ♪

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And you'll find this collan-gen...

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...and... elastin-rich cream...

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will improve moisture... Wow.

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...up to 300%.

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But...

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I don't think you need it.

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Actually, Dad,
I think we've got the wrong house.

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(CHUCKLES) OK, I can't cope.

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Take my money.
Really?

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I'd buy a dose of poison off you,
you little cutie.

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I'll have two bottles.
OK.

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You know what? When you see that,
a dad and his boy just...

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It just gets me, you know?

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Right here.

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Where?

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Alright, mate.
Why don't you go and wait outside

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while I take care
of the boring old paperwork, yeah?

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OK, Dad. It was nice to meet you.

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Hey.

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Well done, mate.

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Thanks, Dad.

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Oh, God.

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(DOOR CLOSES)
(CHUCKLES)

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So cute.

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(GASPING AND PANTING)

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(GROANS) Oh, yeah.
(GROANING AND PANTING)

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(BUNNY MOANS FERVIDLY)

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Is that your dad in my house?

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We're salesmen.

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He's giving her one.

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He's the best salesman in the world.

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He could sell your bicycle
to a barracuda.

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A what?

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It's a predatory fish.

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Its jaws are armed

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with hundreds of razor-like teeth.
Oh.

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(MUM CRIES OUT)

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You can hear her from miles away.

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She sounds like a strangled chicken.

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(MUM MOANS)

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My mum died.

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I wish my mum would die.
(MUM CRIES OUT)

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(CAR APPROACHES)

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You alright, Tony?

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Wotcha, trouble.

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(MUM CRIES OUT)

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(MUM CRIES OUT)
(BUNNY GROANS)

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(CRIES OUT AND MOANS)

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For fuck's sake.

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(GRUNTING AND GROANING)

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(MUTTERS ANGRILY)

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Is that your dad?
That's Tony. He's Mum's boyfriend.

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What's he like?
He's alright, I guess.

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Donna! What the fuck?!

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(PINGS BELL) Dad bought me this.

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The bike?
(DONNA SCREAMS)

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No, just the bell.
It's a really cool bell.

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You think so?
Yeah. It's great.

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(YELLING AND THUDDING)
Junior! Shit.

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♪ WARMDUSCHER: I Got Friends
Fuck's sake, Donna! (YELLS ANGRILY)

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Junior, get in the car.

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Hello.

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Bye then.
Bye.

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Where are you going?!

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OK. Yeah, look lively!

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-Come on! - - Is everything alright, Dad?
-Oi! - Yep.

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Everything's absolutely
fucking perfect, my boy.

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I'll fucking break him!

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Fuck!

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I'm telling you, Bunny Boy,

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nothing like getting your pipes
cleaned first thing in the morning.

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(WHISTLES SOFTLY)

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Who was your mate?

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She just came and talked to me.
Oh, right.

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Fancy you, did she?
Dad.

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Alright.

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-She did though, I can tell. She had - that special light in her eyes.
-Yeah?

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Yeah. I'm telling you, Bunny Boy,
I can spot it a mile off.

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Maybe I should give her one.
(COUGHS)

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(LAUGHS)

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Well, one day, Bunny Boy. (LAUGHS)

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One day.

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So, where are we going next?
I don't know. Check the list.

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-I don't have the list.
-What do you mean, you don't have the list?

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-You had the list.
-Well, - where did I put it? - I don't know.

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Oh, f... I must've
left it back there. Fuck.

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Do we need it?
We're salesmen, aren't we?

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-Yeah.
-Well, how the fuck are we gonna be salesmen with no customers?

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So, should we go back and get it?

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Listen, I'm gonna teach you
the first rule of salesmanship, OK?

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No, fuck it, the first rule
of being a man: never go back.

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So, what are we gonna do?
Just stop flapping your feet about.

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I'll work it out.

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Morning.

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(Oh, no. Dad, she's
the social worker from the house.)

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(Fuck it.)

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Tell you what, Bunny Boy,
why don't you head next door,

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grab yourself some sweets?

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Then have a little sit outside.

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Too nice to be cooped up indoors, eh?

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Thanks.
Good boy.

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Right then.

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OK.

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-So, what happens now?
-I call the police. -Police?

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Oh, are you f...
What the fuck you talking about?

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Mr Munro,
a Section 20 child protection order

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had already been filed when you
absconded... A what? We didn't.

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It's now been escalated
to a missing person

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and the police are looking for you.
But he's not missing, is he?

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He's right here, with me.
Stop, listen.

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His mother has just died
in the most tragic of circumstances,

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and I can't begin to explain
the effect that has had on him.

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It's a fucking tragedy,
if you must know.

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Right now...

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that boy... needs his father.

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(SIGHS)
Don't do it.

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What are you doing? You know
there's a payphone down the road?

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We'll be gone
by the time you reach it.

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-(RATTLES DOOR) The door won't open - till it's finished spinning.
-Fuck.

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(MACHINE SPINS)

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Yeah.
He's just a child, Mr Munro.

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He's my boy.

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I'm just... showing him the ropes.

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I'm sorry about your wife, Mr Munro,

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but this is what's best
for Bunny Junior.

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I do hope that one day
you understand.

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(SPIN CYCLE SLOWS DOWN)

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What you gonna do?

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Ready, boy? Come on, look lively!

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Come on.

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Good boy.

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MAN ON PHONE: I gave you a list.
I know you did. I need a new list.

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Well, those were good leads.
Well, give me some more good leads.

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I can't keep giving up good leads
every time somebody loses a list.

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I didn't lose it.
What happened to it then?

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Jesus Christ! Geoffrey,
have you ever heard of an act of God?

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What's that mean?
It means it wasn't my fault!

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So, Geoffrey, sweetheart,
I'm gonna get in the car,

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and I'm gonna come to the office,
and I'm gonna get a list.

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No, no, no,
I wouldn't do that, my friend.

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I've had the police here,
asking lots of questions about you.

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It's probably best
if you lay low for a bit, Bun.

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What?

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-Why?
-That woman called 'em, the one with the missing money.

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-And what did you tell them?
-I told 'em I didn't know where you were.

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Did you tell them
that I didn't take it?

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Did you tell them
that I wouldn't do that?

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Geoffrey?

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Geoffrey!

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I told 'em that
I didn't know where you were.

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Fuck sake!

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Dad,
are we going back to the office?

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No.

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But don't we need another list?
Yeah.

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So, how...

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Second rule of being a man:

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make sure you've got at least
one mate who'll never let you down.

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It helps if he thinks
the sun shines out of your arse.

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(RINGING TONE)
So don't aim too high.

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MAN ON PHONE: Hello, you dirty cunt.
Alright, Poodle? I -

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I can't get to the phone right now.

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If you leave a message
after the beep, I'll holler back.

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I know where he'll be.

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We're going to the pub.
The pub?

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Cool.

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(MELANCHOLY MUSIC)

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(BIRDS CHIRPING)

253
00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:59,080
(ON PUB STEREO)
♪ BLONDIE: Heart of Glass

254
00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:03,720
You alright, Bun?
Alright, babe?

255
00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:05,760
Poodle.

256
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:10,360
Gaz, has Poodle been in yet?
Nah, not seen him.

257
00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:16,216
-Junior, come here, sit down. We'll - have a quick one while we wait.
-OK.

258
00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:19,016
Large scotch. And a coke, yeah?

259
00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:21,536
A coke.
Make it quick, eh, Bun?

260
00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:24,216
-You know your lad ain't supposed - to be in here.
-Yeah, I know.

261
00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:26,456
MAN: Yeah!
2ND MAN: Whoo! Whoo-whoo!

262
00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:28,456
No school today?

263
00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:30,280
(MUSIC CONTINUES)

264
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,176
Oi. What you doing?

265
00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:38,040
(CHUCKLES)

266
00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:43,816
(MEN WHOOPING)

267
00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:45,456
(MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY)

268
00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:47,560
(WHOOPING AND CHEERING)

269
00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:52,336
Dad...

270
00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:54,160
when are we gonna go home?

271
00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:59,656
You wanna be a top salesman?
Yeah. Course.

272
00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:02,496
Well, top salesmen
have gotta be like sharks.

273
00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:04,576
Ruthless, efficient killer sharks.

274
00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:06,840
OK?
(CHUCKLES) OK.

275
00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:12,216
-You know what happens to a shark - if it stops moving?
-What?

276
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,920
(MUSIC CONTINUES)

277
00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:19,800
(WHOOPING AND CHEERING)

278
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,000
It suffocates.

279
00:17:28,360 --> 00:17:30,296
(PUB MUSIC FADES)

280
00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:32,840
(MELANCHOLY MUSIC)

281
00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:57,360
(PUB MUSIC RESUMES)

282
00:17:58,320 --> 00:18:00,496
MAN: Well, fuck me! The boys!

283
00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:02,656
Hi, Poodle.
Alright, Poodle?

284
00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:04,456
Ha, ha, ha!

285
00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:07,376
-Mwah!
-Christ, Poo, you're absolutely steaming, mate.

286
00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:10,536
-Hi, Poodle.
-What are you doing in here, little man?

287
00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:12,936
Hm?
Just having a quick one.

288
00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:15,000
(LAUGHS HEARTILY)

289
00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:18,056
You, my little friend,
are just too much.

290
00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:21,136
Thought you were too busy to come
and have a drink with your old pal.

291
00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:24,600
Come on now, as if I'm ever
too busy for my mate Poodle.

292
00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:29,336
(BOTH LAUGH)
Good to see ya.

293
00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:32,776
Gary, a couple of scotches,
and another coke.

294
00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:35,696
In a minute. Show your appreciation
for Jade... Not gonna lie,

295
00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:38,536
I've been pretty fucking busy
working my list. (CHEERING)

296
00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:41,416
Oh, yeah? Pretty fucking busy
or pretty busy fucking?

297
00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:44,696
-Well, I do like to go above and - beyond for my customers.
-Oh, yeah.

298
00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:46,456
I know.

299
00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:48,096
Course I fucking know.

300
00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:50,616
What? You alright?

301
00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:52,136
(ROCK MUSIC ON STEREO)

302
00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:55,496
Course I am.
Few drinks with the boys.

303
00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:57,496
What more could I ask for?

304
00:18:57,520 --> 00:19:00,296
-Dad. - Please put your hands together - for Yvonne!
-Right.

305
00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:03,456
Listen... I think I need a wee
actually, Dad.

306
00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:05,296
Yeah, go on. Over there.

307
00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:08,216
So, Poo, mate,
been a bit of a hot streak, actually.

308
00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:10,400
Managed to burn
right through my list.

309
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:13,736
So, I was gonna ask if...

310
00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:16,240
there was any chance I could...

311
00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:19,160
Hey.

312
00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:22,480
You sure you're alright, mate?

313
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:25,176
Come on then.

314
00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:27,056
(MEN WHOOPING)

315
00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:30,096
Poo, what you doing?
(WHOOPING)

316
00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:31,936
Poodle, I need a word, mate.

317
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:34,536
Go on, go on.

318
00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:36,600
(CHEERING)

319
00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:44,240
Fuck sake. Poo!

320
00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:53,056
Alright, babe. I'll see you
a bit later, yeah?

321
00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:55,216
Alright, babe, I'll see you later.

322
00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:57,336
Come on, love.
Yeah!

323
00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:59,120
Poodle!

324
00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:04,240
(DREAMY MUSIC)

325
00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:07,920
(MEN WHOOPING)

326
00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:12,520
(DREAMY MUSIC)

327
00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:15,400
Weird, isn't it?

328
00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:24,080
You don't have to understand it,
you know.

329
00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:27,480
It's OK to be a little boy...

330
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:31,200
and love spaceships and beetles.

331
00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:41,856
Go on.

332
00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:43,480
Go on, yeah.

333
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,896
(CHEER BUILDS)

334
00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:50,760
-(CHEERING) -Ha!
-Hooray!

335
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:54,400
(MEN WHOOP AND CHEER)

336
00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:58,456
MAN: Oi! Poodle!
Get out of the fucking way!

337
00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:00,616
Fuck off.
MAN: Move yourself, man.

338
00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:04,176
-MAN: Sit down, you dickhead.
-I aren't fucking moving! -Poo...

339
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:06,056
MAN: Poo.
MAN: Sit down.

340
00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:08,096
(LEWD CACKLE)

341
00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:10,160
(MUSIC CONTINUES)

342
00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:15,040
-All the way down. Please.
-MAN: - Will you fucking sit down?! - Go on.

343
00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:17,320
Ohhh.

344
00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:20,936
MAN: Move your fucking arse.

345
00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:23,000
You ought to take the fucker
outside.

346
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,000
Move out of the fucking way!

347
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:28,936
Show me your pussy.
GAZ: Hey, Poodle.

348
00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:32,816
-...Show it to me! - Poodle.
-It's alright, Gaz, he's had a few too many, mate.

349
00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:36,336
YVONNE: Back the fuck off, will you?
Go on. Go on. Show me.

350
00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:39,176
Show me!
Fuck this.

351
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:40,216
Poo!
Fucking psycho.

352
00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:43,656
-GAZ: Calm it down now.
-Fuck this, - I'm going home. - Fuck off!

353
00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:46,656
No. Oi. Oi! (GLASS SHATTERS)
You want pussy? Here you are!

354
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:49,080
Come here, come here, come here.
Fuck you!

355
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:52,600
What's the matter with you?
Let's get you another drink.

356
00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:01,560
Sorry. Is this your room?

357
00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:05,056
You're alright.

358
00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:07,120
(DISTANT MUSIC PLAYS)

359
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,416
Are you here with your dad?

360
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:22,920
(SCOFFS) Christ.

361
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:25,776
You didn't fancy the funfair, no?

362
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:29,336
I'm not a little kid.

363
00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:31,160
Alright, mate.

364
00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:38,920
We're salesmen. On the road.

365
00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:41,736
We'll be going soon.

366
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:44,640
Oh, right. Working man, is it?

367
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:53,840
(PACKAGING RUSTLES)

368
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:58,160
Won't be wanting any of this then?

369
00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:04,536
-Come on, Poo.
-What's up with you, eh? -She's gone.

370
00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:07,176
What you talking about, mate?
Who's gone?

371
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:10,416
Annie. My Annie.
She's fucked off, Bun.

372
00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:14,120
And it's like...
You're my mate, aren't you?

373
00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:16,560
Yeah. Course.

374
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000
It's like she took it with her.

375
00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:22,400
All of a sudden, it's gone.

376
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:26,720
I can't make a sale,
I can't fuck, I can't...

377
00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:32,760
It don't work anymore.
Alright.

378
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:36,376
Don't panic, OK?

379
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:38,896
It's just one of those things.

380
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:40,640
Happens to everyone.

381
00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:43,480
Has it happened to you?

382
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,216
Well, no.

383
00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:47,520
But...

384
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:50,400
...it's happened to people I know.

385
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:54,760
You mean me?

386
00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:59,040
Yeah.

387
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:03,856
Nah, don't worry, Poo,
old Bun will sort you out.

388
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:06,360
Gary, get us a couple more drinks,
would you?

389
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:12,600
(DISTANT MUSIC CONTINUES)

390
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:22,520
You alright?

391
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:26,496
Yeah.

392
00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:28,400
I should go.

393
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:31,920
My dad's
probably wondering where I am.

394
00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:35,840
Back to work, right?

395
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,400
Working man.

396
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:43,440
Actually...

397
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:47,440
...can I please have some?

398
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:51,760
Take it.

399
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:54,760
Thanks.

400
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:58,480
Good luck.
You too.

401
00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:04,376
Everything's gonna be alright.

402
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:06,400
Thanks, Bunny.

403
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:09,520
(WHISTLES SHARPLY)

404
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:17,216
It's good to see you, mate.
You too.

405
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:19,360
Yeah?
Yeah.

406
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:25,440
(SIGHS)

407
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:29,736
I didn't just come in to say hello
though, you know?

408
00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:32,160
I was after a bit of a favour, actually.

409
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:36,120
What favour?

410
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:39,976
Look, truth is,
ran into a spot of bother.

411
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,296
Caught with my pants down,
you know how it goes.

412
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:44,160
And I managed to lose my list.

413
00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:49,136
I was gonna ask
for a couple of names off yours

414
00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:52,096
but, actually,
if you're not in the zone right now,

415
00:25:52,120 --> 00:25:55,680
maybe I should take the whole thing
off your hands. What do you reckon?

416
00:25:56,360 --> 00:25:58,360
That's why you're here?

417
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:02,456
That's why you've come to see me?
Fucking... Yeah.

418
00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:05,736
(CHUCKLES) I'm not being rude,
Poo, but do you really think I've got time

419
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:07,976
to sit round
listening to your sob stories?

420
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,800
(CHUCKLES)

421
00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:13,720
It's your fault.
What is?

422
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:18,976
You fucked her. After the wake.

423
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,880
Who?
Annie.

424
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:26,200
-Did I? Oh, please.
-Poodle, what does it even fucking matter?

425
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:32,616
(ROARS WILDLY)
Poo!

426
00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:35,536
(ROARS)
Oi! What are you... What the...

427
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:37,440
Get off! Get the fuck...

428
00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:41,736
Argh! (WHIMPERS)

429
00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:44,296
You're a cunt, Bunny!

430
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:46,176
A true, proper, total cunt!

431
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:49,816
I've been your best mate for years,
and I love you,

432
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:52,096
but you don't give a fuck
about anybody

433
00:26:52,120 --> 00:26:54,496
but Bunny fucking Munro!

434
00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:56,976
No wonder she killed herself!

435
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,416
MAN: Whoo.
MAN: Oi.

436
00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:00,560
♪ BUFFALO SPRINGFIELD:
For What It's Worth

437
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:09,520
She had a condition. You knew that.
Everyone knew that. She was ill.

438
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:12,696
There was nothing me
or anyone could do about that.

439
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:15,160
It wasn't my fault.
None of this is my fault.

440
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:20,376
If you wanna hold onto a bird
for two fucking minutes, Poo,

441
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:23,736
maybe try not being such
a fucking loser. Lost it?

442
00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:27,096
(SARCASTIC CHUCKLE) Lost what?
Lost it? You never fucking had it.

443
00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:29,456
You're a part-timer, mate,
an also-ran.

444
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:32,736
And if your bird was so special,

445
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:35,160
why don't I even remember
fucking her?

446
00:27:41,120 --> 00:27:42,400
Poodle.

447
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:45,840
Poodle!

448
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:52,640
Poodle!

449
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:56,496
Dad!
Hey, Poodle!

450
00:27:56,520 --> 00:28:00,096
-Poodle, man. - I want you to say - - sorry to me.
-Poodle! - Say sorry!

451
00:28:00,120 --> 00:28:03,880
-...Poodle! - Say sorry!
-And then will you give me the fucking list?

452
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:08,216
Oh, Bun.

453
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:10,080
Argh! No, no, no, no!

454
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:25,440
(SOFTLY) Poodle.

455
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:29,200
Poodle, mate.

456
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:39,016
Fucking hell! It's alright, mate.
It's alright.

457
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:42,936
I've called the police, my wife's
on the phone to an ambulance.

458
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:46,176
-It's alright.
-The police? Yeah. Did you see the numberplate?

459
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:49,760
Help is on the way. Right, mate,
just stay as still as you can.

460
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:54,976
Wait, where the fuck are you going?
You can't just fuck off!

461
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,200
Oi!
(SIREN WAILS)

462
00:28:58,160 --> 00:28:59,720
(TYRES SCREECH)
Mate!

463
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:04,016
Where are you going?!
You can't just fucking leave!

464
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:06,080
(MOURNFUL MUSIC)

465
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:12,216
(SIREN WAILS)
Yeah, yeah. No, I'm holding. Yeah.

466
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:14,280
(INDISTINCT PANICKED CHATTER)

467
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:35,440
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